You know how it is when you’re headed off to a girl’s weekend or big family event and the one person you really want to be there can’t attend? The one person whose presence makes everything little (lot) more fun? Have no fear — now you can be with your BFF forever — a cardboard version, anyway —  and never ever spend one second apart, even if they can’t be there in the flesh. According to their site, Cardboard Cutout Standees makes it a snap to create and order your own personalized cardboard cutout — of yourself, your spouse, your BFF, your former coworker you didn’t really know but made really funny fart jokes and you sort of miss working with. And these puppies are so life-like, it’s like they’re right there beside you — only a titch less “talky.” There are three options for your life-size doppelgänger: One-the cheapest version is your standard cardboard, perfect for indoor use only. Two-a foam core option which provides the sharpest image quality for maximum creepiness. And three-the corrugated plastic option if your airless blowup doll needs to “survive the elements or you want to reuse it for multiple events.” I feel like this may be a “one and done” type of gift but I’m n...